Adil Ray is bringing the much loved self-appointed community leader, Mr Khan, to the stage for three Arena performances in May 2016.
On announcing his first ever solo live stage show, Mr Khan, Community Leader, said:
Salaam Alaikum and hello how do you do to all you non Muslim peoples. Mr Khan Community leader speaking. I’m very pleased to be able to get the chance to meet you all in my busy schedule.
I will be informing you all on how to deal with all areas of British life; family, fashion, food, school, and of course being a good muslim. Oh Twaddi! This is a family show so bring everybodies but please, if you are Indian (or ginger) you must sit at the back and don’t drink too much! This is a very special moment in the British calendar just like Justin Biebers & One Direction.
As a Muslim we love to follow One Direction – towards Mecca. I look forward to answering any questions on the night too and if you’re lucky I’ll have a photo taken with you unless you’re from the tax office or immigration then you can stay at home.
We’re very pleased to offer you access to tickets 48 hours before anyone else, opening at 09:00 on Monday 14 December.
Due to huge public demand, a further six shows have been added to the Citizen Khan: They All Know Me! UK tour starring Adil Ray in April and May 2016.
Mr Khan says:
“On announcing these extra shows for his first ever solo live stage, Mr Khan, Community Leader, said:
“Hello. It’s without question a real honour for the people from some of these average towns and cities to have me come visit. I’m very excited about this tour, especially the prospect of checking in to the nation’s Travel Lodges. And no, my in laws in Bradford and my cousins in Leicester, Coventry, Blackburn, Nottingham and Leeds you can’t have any free tickets. Get lost.”